Celebrities Eating Dot Com

George Pataki, George Bush and 911 Guliani

Alex — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:47:00 +0000

Pataki is so happy he's singing his pizza a song! I imagine it's 'That's Amore!' I sure hope George and 911 like that song as much as *I* do. Also, I bet he's drunk.

Alex — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:56:00 +0000

AYYYYYYYYYYYY DERE RUDY (911)!! YOU-A ENJOYIN(911)-A DAT PIZZA PIE(btw 911)???

Dick Cheney and Donald Duck Rumsfeld

Alex — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:54:00 +0000

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS CHENEY HAS FOOD AND RUMSFELD HAS NOT. DOES NOT CONCERN RUMSFELD THAT THE FOOD IS A FINGER. RUMSFELD WILL CONSUME THE FLESH NEVER THE LESS.

EL BUSH, SUPREME RULER OF AMERICA

Alex — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:43:00 +0000

So many amazing food harmonicas! Hey G-DUB, play me a hoedown!

Jennifer Garner

Alex — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:42:00 +0000

Hey Y'all! It's another FOOD HARMONICA! PLAY ME SOME TURKEY IN THE STRAW, JENNIFER!! HAWWWWW-HUDDLE-DEET-DEET-DEET!

McAmy McWinehouse

Alex — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:38:00 +0000

Point of order! Very tiny stretchy line of gross spit coming out of McGrossHouse's Mouth! CRY FOUL.

Kelly Clarkson and her HAWDAWG

Alex — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:58:00 +0000

My LANDS, Kelly Clarkson! Where are your manners??? I know it's clear that we are enjoying a casual lark on this beautiful sunny day here at the beach, that's indeed true... but do you really have to give me a reverse impression of the FUN FACTORY??? Honestly. I thought you were a lady.

J-Lo, Miner 49'er

Alex — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:36:00 +0000

Yes siree bob, word round these parts is that jenny from the block also used to work in a boogermine! Folks are just a jibberin' and a jabberin' like a couple a jaybirds on a fence about how she got caught minin' and then why not? What's it taste like? I bet Ben Affleck knows!!

Victoria Beckham slash Posh Spice

Alex — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:25:00 +0000

ohhhhhh no! this is so sad! look you guys! Posh Spice and/or victoria beckham has no hamburger or corn dog to eat so instead she is trying to consume her very own thumb! :( :( :(

Mischa Barton

Alex — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:38:00 +0000

Here comes the choo-choo train! HOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

AMY GROSSHOUSE I MEAN WINEHOUSE

Alex — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:31:00 +0000

DEY TRYDA MAKE ME EAT MAH MACARONI AND I SAY NO, UH NO, UH NO

Guess rehab doesn't exactly come with a gourmet chef!

Britney Spears

Alex — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:28:00 +0000

HOLA BRITNEY! COMO ESTAS! COMO ES SU GORDITA?? ES EL BUENO? ESO ES *MUY* BUENO!

Hilary Duff

Alex — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:35:00 +0000

Awwwwwwwwwwww Hilary Duff just got home from the ice cream prom!! Looks like cookies n' cream, too. MMMMMMM. Careful Hilary!!! don't wreck all that delightful horsemouth dental work you had done! Remember to brush and floss after the cone is all gone!

Rihanna

Alex — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:18:00 +0000

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES, RIHANNA. WHEN THE NECTARINE IS ON YOUR FORK YOU WILL LAPSE INTO A DEEP, DEEP TRANCE AND LET US MAKE SWEET, DELICATE LOVE WHILST ROSE PETALS GENTLY DRIFT DOWN FROM ABOVE.

HAYDEN REDUX

Alex — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:11:00 +0000

MMMMMMMMMMM! EVEN MORE! A fine breakfast for a hero!

Liv Tyler

Alex — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:31:00 +0000

OM NOM NOM NOM

Hayden Panettiere

Alex — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:42:00 +0000

OH GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY WTF IS SHE EATING? SAVE THE CHEERLEADER: SAVE THE GROSS EGGS.

HERMOINE GRANGER

Alex — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:38:00 +0000

Hey Hermoine! I have a wonderous idea! If you use your miraculous "TIME TURNER" after you eat that delicious cupcake, you can eat it over and over and over and ov... I'm sorry what is so funny????? My idea is serious, Hermoine Granger.

Britney Spears

Alex — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:31:00 +0000

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHLALALALALA! MY NAHM ISTH BWITNEY AN I LUB LUB DOWEETOS!"

Michelle Rodriguez

Alex — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:28:00 +0000

FROWN AT THE TACO PIZZA

Avril Lavigne

Alex — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:24:00 +0000

Awwwww Avril! Sorry, you're at the wrong site! This isn't Celebrities Yawning Dot Com!!

Kirsten Dunst

Alex — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:10:00 +0000

...well now. I guess we know the Kirsten Dunst's secret. Her youthful looks? Her vigor? A DIET CONSISTING OF 100% RAW HAMBURGERS MEAT!!!!!!!!!! Yes, we have discovered your secret, you can stow that sideline glance where the sun does not shine, kirsten dunst!

JAILBIRD PARIS HILTON

Alex — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:31:00 +0000

A last little bit of tasty treat before eating ice cream out of an entirely different kind of 'cone' Har! har! har! tossed salad prison joke for the win!!

Photo courtesy: x17online.com

SIGH another Nicole Richie

Alex — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:47:00 +0000

Looks like it must be Saturday Night already! Nicole is eating a thimble full of food! BLUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Hoff's Really Great/Awful Night

Alex — Fri, 04 May 2007 23:20:00 +0000

Ohhhhh nooooo david hasselhoff! Say it ain't so!! In front of your DAUGHTER no less!