Celebrities Eating Dot Com

NEW WEBSITE!

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:04:00 +0000

Hi internet. Yeah, I'm so sorry that the celebrities don't seem to be eating much food lately. It's a real shame. However, there's something new that we're working on that some of you might like and will confuse the shit out of most of the rest of the internet.

Presenting the LDGAGLR!

Sorry, internet - but check this out

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:44:00 +0000

Wow, it's been a while! Hi internet! No, I haven't forgotten about supplying you with hilarious photographs of celebrities eating. But I have been busy doing things like this for Doritos:

we've got another ad coming, but here's the first one:

http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/589/

and an alternate cut:

http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/590/

Enjoy, and wish us luck!

John McCain and the Straight Hot Dog Express

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:46:00 +0000

Not to be out-done by Senator Obama, Senator McCain has in his meaty, pasty fists TWO hot dogs in which to devour. So internet, I ask you this - in a hot dog eating contest, who would win?? It is assumed that Kobayashi will not be invited to attend.

Barack Obama and a Hot Dog You Can Believe In

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:40:00 +0000

Now... some said I couldn't eat that hot dog. They said it couldn't.. be done. Well I will eat this hot dog, and you will see me eat this hot dog, and together we will ALL eat this hot dog. Except it'll just be me eating this hot dog.

George Pataki, George Bush and 911 Guliani

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:47:00 +0000

Pataki is so happy he's singing his pizza a song! I imagine it's 'That's Amore!' I sure hope George and 911 like that song as much as *I* do. Also, I bet he's drunk.

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:56:00 +0000

AYYYYYYYYYYYY DERE RUDY (911)!! YOU-A ENJOYIN(911)-A DAT PIZZA PIE(btw 911)???

Dick Cheney and Donald Duck Rumsfeld

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:54:00 +0000

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS CHENEY HAS FOOD AND RUMSFELD HAS NOT. DOES NOT CONCERN RUMSFELD THAT THE FOOD IS A FINGER. RUMSFELD WILL CONSUME THE FLESH NEVER THE LESS.

EL BUSH, SUPREME RULER OF AMERICA

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:43:00 +0000

So many amazing food harmonicas! Hey G-DUB, play me a hoedown!

Jennifer Garner

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:42:00 +0000

Hey Y'all! It's another FOOD HARMONICA! PLAY ME SOME TURKEY IN THE STRAW, JENNIFER!! HAWWWWW-HUDDLE-DEET-DEET-DEET!

McAmy McWinehouse

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:38:00 +0000

Point of order! Very tiny stretchy line of gross spit coming out of McGrossHouse's Mouth! CRY FOUL.

Kelly Clarkson and her HAWDAWG

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:58:00 +0000

My LANDS, Kelly Clarkson! Where are your manners??? I know it's clear that we are enjoying a casual lark on this beautiful sunny day here at the beach, that's indeed true... but do you really have to give me a reverse impression of the FUN FACTORY??? Honestly. I thought you were a lady.

J-Lo, Miner 49'er

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:36:00 +0000

Yes siree bob, word round these parts is that jenny from the block also used to work in a boogermine! Folks are just a jibberin' and a jabberin' like a couple a jaybirds on a fence about how she got caught minin' and then why not? What's it taste like? I bet Ben Affleck knows!!

Victoria Beckham slash Posh Spice

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:25:00 +0000

ohhhhhh no! this is so sad! look you guys! Posh Spice and/or victoria beckham has no hamburger or corn dog to eat so instead she is trying to consume her very own thumb! :( :( :(

Mischa Barton

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:38:00 +0000

Here comes the choo-choo train! HOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

AMY GROSSHOUSE I MEAN WINEHOUSE

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:31:00 +0000

DEY TRYDA MAKE ME EAT MAH MACARONI AND I SAY NO, UH NO, UH NO

Guess rehab doesn't exactly come with a gourmet chef!

Britney Spears

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:28:00 +0000

HOLA BRITNEY! COMO ESTAS! COMO ES SU GORDITA?? ES EL BUENO? ESO ES *MUY* BUENO!

Hilary Duff

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:35:00 +0000

Awwwwwwwwwwww Hilary Duff just got home from the ice cream prom!! Looks like cookies n' cream, too. MMMMMMM. Careful Hilary!!! don't wreck all that delightful horsemouth dental work you had done! Remember to brush and floss after the cone is all gone!

Rihanna

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:18:00 +0000

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES, RIHANNA. WHEN THE NECTARINE IS ON YOUR FORK YOU WILL LAPSE INTO A DEEP, DEEP TRANCE AND LET US MAKE SWEET, DELICATE LOVE WHILST ROSE PETALS GENTLY DRIFT DOWN FROM ABOVE.

HAYDEN REDUX

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:11:00 +0000

MMMMMMMMMMM! EVEN MORE! A fine breakfast for a hero!

Liv Tyler

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:31:00 +0000

OM NOM NOM NOM

Hayden Panettiere

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:42:00 +0000

OH GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY WTF IS SHE EATING? SAVE THE CHEERLEADER: SAVE THE GROSS EGGS.

HERMOINE GRANGER

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:38:00 +0000

Hey Hermoine! I have a wonderous idea! If you use your miraculous "TIME TURNER" after you eat that delicious cupcake, you can eat it over and over and over and ov... I'm sorry what is so funny????? My idea is serious, Hermoine Granger.

Britney Spears

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:31:00 +0000

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHLALALALALA! MY NAHM ISTH BWITNEY AN I LUB LUB DOWEETOS!"

Michelle Rodriguez

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:28:00 +0000

FROWN AT THE TACO PIZZA

Avril Lavigne

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:24:00 +0000

Awwwww Avril! Sorry, you're at the wrong site! This isn't Celebrities Yawning Dot Com!!