Celebrities Eating Dot Com

Sorry, internet - but check this out

2008-11-13T15:44:00.001-08:00

Wow, it's been a while! Hi internet! No, I haven't forgotten about supplying you with hilarious photographs of celebrities eating. But I have been busy doing things like this for Doritos:

we've got another ad coming, but here's the first one:

http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/589/

and an alternate cut:

http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/590/

Enjoy, and wish us luck!

John McCain and the Straight Hot Dog Express

2008-07-31T22:46:00.000-07:00

Not to be out-done by Senator Obama, Senator McCain has in his meaty, pasty fists TWO hot dogs in which to devour. So internet, I ask you this - in a hot dog eating contest, who would win?? It is assumed that Kobayashi will not be invited to attend.

Barack Obama and a Hot Dog You Can Believe In

2008-07-31T22:40:00.001-07:00

Now... some said I couldn't eat that hot dog. They said it couldn't.. be done. Well I will eat this hot dog, and you will see me eat this hot dog, and together we will ALL eat this hot dog. Except it'll just be me eating this hot dog.

George Pataki, George Bush and 911 Guliani

2008-02-06T19:47:00.000-08:00

Pataki is so happy he's singing his pizza a song! I imagine it's 'That's Amore!' I sure hope George and 911 like that song as much as *I* do. Also, I bet he's drunk.

2007-11-03T22:56:00.000-07:00

AYYYYYYYYYYYY DERE RUDY (911)!! YOU-A ENJOYIN(911)-A DAT PIZZA PIE(btw 911)???

Dick Cheney and Donald Duck Rumsfeld

2007-11-03T22:54:00.000-07:00

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS CHENEY HAS FOOD AND RUMSFELD HAS NOT. DOES NOT CONCERN RUMSFELD THAT THE FOOD IS A FINGER. RUMSFELD WILL CONSUME THE FLESH NEVER THE LESS.

EL BUSH, SUPREME RULER OF AMERICA

2007-11-03T22:43:00.000-07:00

So many amazing food harmonicas! Hey G-DUB, play me a hoedown!

Jennifer Garner

2007-10-21T22:42:00.000-07:00

Hey Y'all! It's another FOOD HARMONICA! PLAY ME SOME TURKEY IN THE STRAW, JENNIFER!! HAWWWWW-HUDDLE-DEET-DEET-DEET!

McAmy McWinehouse

2007-10-21T22:38:00.000-07:00

Point of order! Very tiny stretchy line of gross spit coming out of McGrossHouse's Mouth! CRY FOUL.

Kelly Clarkson and her HAWDAWG

2007-10-13T12:58:00.001-07:00

My LANDS, Kelly Clarkson! Where are your manners??? I know it's clear that we are enjoying a casual lark on this beautiful sunny day here at the beach, that's indeed true... but do you really have to give me a reverse impression of the FUN FACTORY??? Honestly. I thought you were a lady.

J-Lo, Miner 49'er

2007-10-11T22:36:00.000-07:00

Yes siree bob, word round these parts is that jenny from the block also used to work in a boogermine! Folks are just a jibberin' and a jabberin' like a couple a jaybirds on a fence about how she got caught minin' and then why not? What's it taste like? I bet Ben Affleck knows!!

Victoria Beckham slash Posh Spice

2007-10-11T22:25:00.000-07:00

ohhhhhh no! this is so sad! look you guys! Posh Spice and/or victoria beckham has no hamburger or corn dog to eat so instead she is trying to consume her very own thumb! :( :( :(

Mischa Barton

2007-10-11T21:38:00.000-07:00

Here comes the choo-choo train! HOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

AMY GROSSHOUSE I MEAN WINEHOUSE

2007-10-11T21:31:00.001-07:00

DEY TRYDA MAKE ME EAT MAH MACARONI AND I SAY NO, UH NO, UH NO

Guess rehab doesn't exactly come with a gourmet chef!

Britney Spears

2007-10-09T20:28:00.001-07:00

HOLA BRITNEY! COMO ESTAS! COMO ES SU GORDITA?? ES EL BUENO? ESO ES *MUY* BUENO!

Hilary Duff

2007-10-08T17:35:00.000-07:00

Awwwwwwwwwwww Hilary Duff just got home from the ice cream prom!! Looks like cookies n' cream, too. MMMMMMM. Careful Hilary!!! don't wreck all that delightful horsemouth dental work you had done! Remember to brush and floss after the cone is all gone!

Rihanna

2007-09-27T20:18:00.000-07:00

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES, RIHANNA. WHEN THE NECTARINE IS ON YOUR FORK YOU WILL LAPSE INTO A DEEP, DEEP TRANCE AND LET US MAKE SWEET, DELICATE LOVE WHILST ROSE PETALS GENTLY DRIFT DOWN FROM ABOVE.

HAYDEN REDUX

2007-09-25T15:11:00.000-07:00

MMMMMMMMMMM! EVEN MORE! A fine breakfast for a hero!

Liv Tyler

2007-09-23T18:31:00.000-07:00

OM NOM NOM NOM

Hayden Panettiere

2007-09-21T21:42:00.000-07:00

OH GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY WTF IS SHE EATING? SAVE THE CHEERLEADER: SAVE THE GROSS EGGS.

HERMOINE GRANGER

2007-09-21T21:38:00.001-07:00

Hey Hermoine! I have a wonderous idea! If you use your miraculous "TIME TURNER" after you eat that delicious cupcake, you can eat it over and over and over and ov... I'm sorry what is so funny????? My idea is serious, Hermoine Granger.

Britney Spears

2007-09-21T21:31:00.000-07:00

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHLALALALALA! MY NAHM ISTH BWITNEY AN I LUB LUB DOWEETOS!"

Michelle Rodriguez

2007-09-21T21:28:00.000-07:00

FROWN AT THE TACO PIZZA

Avril Lavigne

2007-09-21T21:24:00.000-07:00

Awwwww Avril! Sorry, you're at the wrong site! This isn't Celebrities Yawning Dot Com!!

Kirsten Dunst

2007-08-07T22:10:00.000-07:00

...well now. I guess we know the Kirsten Dunst's secret. Her youthful looks? Her vigor? A DIET CONSISTING OF 100% RAW HAMBURGERS MEAT!!!!!!!!!! Yes, we have discovered your secret, you can stow that sideline glance where the sun does not shine, kirsten dunst!