Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Duffy

bllwuuuUUUUUAHHHHH

Monday, June 24, 2013

Lindsay Lohan

Don't believe it, America!  It's a trick to make you think she's eating "healthy"!  That cup is full of bread soaked in novelty flavored vodka! YOLO FROYO

Friday, June 21, 2013

Paula Deen

Paula's REAL ROUGH DAY just got a lot sweeter!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez

CHARLIE, PAY ATTENTION.  THERE ARE TWO AND A HALF SALADS ALL UP ON YOUR FORK

ATTENTION AMERICA: SOMEONE HATH INVENTED THE REAL FOOD HARMONICA

My dream has come true.

PROFESSOR SNAPE i mean ALAN RICKMAN

halftime at RODCON (the Rod Stewart convention): time for some McDeez!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Brad Pitt

BLOIMEY GUV'NAH!  WOT WOT THIS CHEF BOY-AHH-DEE IS LUV'ER'LEE

Monday, June 17, 2013

Kanye West

hey Kanye, you gonna finish that li'l jug of apple juice?? your entourage looks THIRSTY, buddy

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Justin Timberlake and also TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE FOOD HARMONICA

HEYYYYY DEETLE DEET HAWWWW, GONNA PUT THIS IN MY MOUTH AND CHAWWW to be fair this looks a little more like a food-jaw-harp, but who am I to judge?

David Hasselhoff

Great looking sandwich.  Not enough lays crumpled up on top though.  Solid B+.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Russell Brand

OY WOT THE FOOK IS THIS SHITE

Helena Bonham Carter


Oh.  My.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Zachary SPOCK Quinto

This... coleslaw and/or ice cream and/or frogurt is so.... illogical