Monday, March 28, 2011

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton EatingHoooo, exhausting morning at the Lone Pine Mall.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Cloris Leachman

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Bruce Willis

HEY BRUCE, YOU'RE MAKING ROB RIGGLE HELLS OF JEALOUS

Monday, March 21, 2011

Elton John

elton john eating

Sir Elton taking a break from his busy shed-ule of being old!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

ANTONIO BANDARAS


antonio bandaras eating

RAGIN' IT, ANTONIO STYLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

ALSO:




Alec Baldwin

alec baldwin eating

SELL, SELL!  HOLD ON TO 815 SHARES OF CAKE AND PUSH PORK BELLIES TO A THIRD AND A QUARTER HOLD ON A SECOND BRB CAKE

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Miley Cyrus

miley cyrus eating

"DON'T BREAK YER MOUTH, YER ACHY-BREAKY MOUTH ON THEM PEANUT BUSTER PARFAITS, MILEY!  LOVE YA BABY!"

"GOD DAD, SHUT UP!!!!!!"

Kelly Ripa

kelly ripa eating

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE BROUGHT SOME TORTILLAS TO THE GUN SHOW

Monday, March 14, 2011

Luke Wilson

luke wilson eating
BLWAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!

Jessica Alba

jessica alba eating
THE FRESHMAKER strikes again!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Sara Paxton

sara paxton eating

Sara is storing up her cupcakes for the cold winter months when there are no cupcakes. :(

Susan Sarandon and MILES

susan sarandon eating

DAMMIT MILES, YOU WILL EAT YOUR DAMN HOAGIE RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT

Friday, March 11, 2011

Tina Fey


(Tracy Morgan's Voice:) HELLO THERE LIZ LEMON MORE LIKE LIZ BANANA HAW HAWWW

Emma Thompson

emma thompson eating
NANNY MCFRY PUNISHES  A VERY NAUGHTY POTATO!!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

James Gandolfini

puff puff huff what?  huff wheeze... I'm sorry but this sandwiczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jennifer Lopez

jennifer lopez j-lo eating
Pay attention, America.  THIS is how you eat a hot dog.  You mash it into your mouth so fast that it causes MOTION BLUR.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Tori Spelling

tori spelling eating

Goodness!  Tori is sitting across from a MASTER HYPNOTIST, who froze her in place.  Forkfull of pie still and serene for all time and eternity!

Mark Wahlberg

mark wahlberg eating

Chippy Chip and the Nacho Bunch!  BA-BLIBBITY BLAM!  OH DAMN!  SEE WHAT I DID THERE MARK WAHLBERG????

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Al Sharpton and Foxy Brown

al sharpton and foxy brown eating

I seriously can't think of a single thing that would make this photo any funnier.

Chris Daughtry

chris daughtry eating

This is what it looks like when the camera captures the split second before Chris' delicious iced cream treat is melting on the hot sidewalk and then this happens:

Monday, March 07, 2011

Maggie Gyllenhaal

maggie gyllenhaal eating

WAS HOT ON FIRE IN SECRETARY...........  time passes .................... NOW SHILLING FOR AMERICONE DREAM

LIVE WITH KELLY RIPA

Kelly Ripa eating

Hawww deet deedle deeet doooo, it's another food harmonica for youuuuu!  Do you guys think I could coin the term HAMonica even if it's not made out of ham?  Gonna do it.  It's done.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

HULK HOGAN

hulk hogan eating

THAT'S RIGHT BROTHER!  YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THE HULKSTER?  TRAININ, SAYIN YOUR PRAYERS, EATIN YOUR GERMAN CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY GANACHE CAKE WITH MARZIPAN WHILE YOUR WIFE IS STONE COLD ROCKIN THE COLD STONE CREAMERY

Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst eating

Ohhhhh shayyyy gann you eeeeee, yy da dawww eaaa-lee liiiiiii  bah so powwwwlee we aiiii.....

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Drew Barrymore

drew barrymore eating

Oh hold on a second, it's my agent.   hello?  Hello?  HELLLLL-OHHHHH?  I'm sorry, I can't hear you - this reception is terrib... mmmm homp chom nom bumph braaaaaap wait where is my phone???

Denzel "POPCORN BANDIT" Washington

denzel washington eating

I see how it is.  MISTER OSCAR WINNER thinks he's above the law!  Unibrow there lost his popcorn and does Denzel Washington care?  NOPE.

Friday, March 04, 2011

JACK OMNOMNICHOLSON

jack nicholson eating

Seriously Jack Nicholson, you and I need to have a talk.  You comfy?  Got a snack there?  Nice.  Okay, now honestly, wtf is the deal with the sunglasses at night?  It's just you and Usher and Corey Hart, man.  WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US??

Also, that chip looks delicious enjoy your basketball match

Thursday, March 03, 2011

SIR PAUL MCEATING

paul mccartney eating
OY PET, JUST PUT IT IN ME MOUFF CAREFUL NOT TO PROD ME TONGUE, LOVE

Christina Aguilera

christina aguilera eating

AY CHRISTINA I GOTCHA BOX HEAH, ARE YOU GONNA SIGN FOR IT OR WHAT!?  AY GET BACK HEAH! GOD DAMN IT come on

America's Elderly Sweetheart: Betty White!

Betty White eating
SIGH. ROSE.
What would blanche, dorothy, and sophia THINK?