Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Fresh Prince

will smith eating

AW HELL NAH, this won't eat itself!  Party in the tummy when the spice is on, all day eatin' food doot doot da dee da!

Vince Vaughn

vince vaughn eating

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NACHOOOOOOOCHEEEEESE HOMGOM

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

mary kate and ashley olsen eating

This post has an audio/video caption! Click to hear!!!!!!!!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Miley Cyrus

miley cyrus eating

Now this is more like it! Less shots of your "Mayor McCheese" and more McMeals, McMiley!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Jack Nicholson

jack nicholson eating

Hey there big fella!  You better share that subby sub with The Carpenter!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Some lesbia... oh, wait no, sorry, it's justin bieber

justin bieber eating

Pvt First Class Justin Bieber taking it easy while on leave.  Kickin' it back with a bag of doritos, and careful!  The bag is COVERED in COOTIES.  best to grip it with your cashmere.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Hugh Grant

hugh grant eating

HUGH. HOW DARE YOU.  There are members of the FAIRER SEX present.  I know your favorite movie is Revenge of the Nerds and all but NOT ON THIS GOLF COURSE.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Billy Joel Eating a Butter Knife

billy joel eating


Don't do it, billy, it's not worth it!!  Elton will call you again, it's cool!

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Perez Hilton TRYING TO EAT JESSICA SIMPSON.. or...???

perez hilton eating

This is like a celebrities eating mobius strip! an Ouroboros!  Where does it start?  Where does it end? A tantalizing glimpse into the chaotic nature of the universe!

Food food food haaaaaaarmonica for Barack Obaaaaaaaaaama!

barack obama eating

Actually, this looks more like a food jaw harp, but I gotta give the food harmonica some love!

Also, how awesome is it that our president eats FROG'S LEGS!!

Friday, June 11, 2010

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: #1 AMERICA USA USA VINCE VAUGHN

vince vaughn eating

Kaboom! DYNAMITE BOMB!  Rockets Red Glare!  WOOOSH!  *tweee tweee* rat-tat-tat-tat!  He might as well be a one man pepsi can and apple pie.

We interrupt this episode of Celebrities Eating to bring you...

No bullshit, this is a photo of Ryan Seacrest:

OK, now back to the show!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Amy Wineh.. oh my god are you serious

amy winehouse eating

amy winehouse eating mcdonalds

Pay attention kids, this is what trainin', sayin' your prayers and eatin' your vitamins* gets you!  Aim high, aim for the stars, AIM FOR THE GOLDEN ARCHES.

*crack and meth

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Arnold Schwarzenegger

arnold schwarzenegger eating

IT IS MY NEMESIS DA ICE CREAM, DA LAST TIME YOU WERE DA CHOCOLATE MATH AND NOW YOU ARE TOO HARD TO EAT BUT I AM DA ICE CREAM TERMINATAHH AND ALSO BTW JUST SO YOU KNOW -- JINGLEALLTHAWAY!!

Monday, June 07, 2010

Gene Simmons AND CARROT TOP

gene simmons and carrot top eating

Best competitive eating competition EVER, I'm rootin' for you GENE!

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian eating

At least nobody can vote you off the popular reality show, 'Eating with the Celebutantes', you're good to go, Kim!!  You win!  A meal!  Yum! Also are you wearing a zebra Y/N

Saturday, June 05, 2010

KIRK DOUGLAS

kirk douglas eating

"I don't know, he just keeps wandering in here and won't stop trying to eat the whole thing."

Friday, June 04, 2010

VINCE M'N EFF'N VAUGHN

vince vaughn eating

PAY ATTENTION EUROPE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A REAL AMERICAN.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Amanda Bynes Chicken Lickin!

amanda bynes eating
Slurp, shlurp greaseface om nom, thish is sho good more wings pls

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Hannah MonMiley Cyrus

miley cyris eating

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

TIM CURRY *off camera muttering* oh.. uhh, I mean Amy Winehouse

tim curry eating

Crayola should invent a new color that matches up perfectly with Amy Winehouse's teeth.

Katherine Heigl

katherine heigl eating

OUI OUI!  HOAH HOAH HOAH!  I LIKE ZEEZ NEW LOOK, KATHERINE!  YOUR MUZZ-DASH EEZ VERY BECOMING!

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

BWITNEY SPEAHOWS

britney spears eating

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, mana from heaven.

STARDATE: PAPER PLATE

leonard nimoy and william shatner eating
Captain.... the pizza is highly illogically.... delicious.