Thursday, July 31, 2008

John McCain and the Pork Barrel Express

Not to be out-done by Senator Obama, Senator McCain has in his meaty, pasty fists TWO hot dogs in which to devour.  So internet, I ask you this - in a hot dog eating contest, who would win??  It is assumed that Kobayashi will not be invited to attend.

Barack Obama and a Hot Dog You Can Believe In

barack obama eatingNow... some said I couldn't eat that hot dog.  They said it couldn't.. be done.  Well I will eat this hot dog, and you will see me eat this hot dog, and together we will ALL eat this hot dog.  Except it'll just be me eating this hot dog.