Celebrities Eating Dot Com
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Jennifer Garner
Hey Y'all! It's another FOOD HARMONICA! PLAY ME SOME TURKEY IN THE STRAW, JENNIFER!! HAWWWWW-HUDDLE-DEET-DEET-DEET!
Labels: Jennifer Garner
McAmy McWinehouse
Point of order! Very tiny stretchy line of gross spit coming out of McGrossHouse's Mouth! CRY FOUL.
Labels: amy winehouse
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Kelly Clarkson and her HAWDAWG
My LANDS, Kelly Clarkson! Where are your manners??? I know it's clear that we are enjoying a casual lark on this beautiful sunny day here at the beach, that's indeed true... but do you really have to give me a reverse impression of the FUN FACTORY??? Honestly. I thought you were a lady.
Labels: Hot Dogs, kelly clarkson
Thursday, October 11, 2007
J-Lo, Miner 49'er
Yes siree bob, word round these parts is that jenny from the block also used to work in a boogermine! Folks are just a jibberin' and a jabberin' like a couple a jaybirds on a fence about how she got caught minin' and then why not? What's it taste like? I bet Ben Affleck knows!!
Labels: BOOGERS, J-lo, Jennifer Lopez
Victoria Beckham slash Posh Spice
ohhhhhh no! this is so sad! look you guys! Posh Spice and/or victoria beckham has no hamburger or corn dog to eat so instead she is trying to consume her very own thumb! :( :( :(
Labels: posh spice, victoria beckam
Mischa Barton
AMY GROSSHOUSE I MEAN WINEHOUSE
DEY TRYDA MAKE ME EAT MAH MACARONI AND I SAY NO, UH NO, UH NO
Guess rehab doesn't exactly come with a gourmet chef!
Labels: amy winehouse
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Britney Spears
HOLA BRITNEY! COMO ESTAS! COMO ES SU GORDITA?? ES EL BUENO? ESO ES *MUY* BUENO!
Labels: Britney Spears
Monday, October 08, 2007
Hilary Duff
Awwwwwwwwwwww Hilary Duff just got home from the ice cream prom!! Looks like cookies n' cream, too. MMMMMMM. Careful Hilary!!! don't wreck all that delightful horsemouth dental work you had done! Remember to brush and floss after the cone is all gone!
