Sunday, October 21, 2007

Jennifer Garner

jennifer garner eating

Hey Y'all! It's another FOOD HARMONICA! PLAY ME SOME TURKEY IN THE STRAW, JENNIFER!! HAWWWWW-HUDDLE-DEET-DEET-DEET!

McAmy McWinehouse

amy winehouse eating

Point of order! Very tiny stretchy line of gross spit coming out of McGrossHouse's Mouth! CRY FOUL.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Kelly Clarkson and her HAWDAWG

kelly clarkson eating

My LANDS, Kelly Clarkson! Where are your manners??? I know it's clear that we are enjoying a casual lark on this beautiful sunny day here at the beach, that's indeed true... but do you really have to give me a reverse impression of the FUN FACTORY??? Honestly. I thought you were a lady.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

J-Lo, Miner 49'er

Jennifer Lopez J-Lo eating

Yes siree bob, word round these parts is that jenny from the block also used to work in a boogermine! Folks are just a jibberin' and a jabberin' like a couple a jaybirds on a fence about how she got caught minin' and then why not? What's it taste like? I bet Ben Affleck knows!!

Victoria Beckham slash Posh Spice

victoria beckham posh spice eating

ohhhhhh no! this is so sad! look you guys! Posh Spice and/or victoria beckham has no hamburger or corn dog to eat so instead she is trying to consume her very own thumb! :( :( :(

Mischa Barton

mischa barton eating

Here comes the choo-choo train! HOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

AMY GROSSHOUSE I MEAN WINEHOUSE

amy winehouse eating

DEY TRYDA MAKE ME EAT MAH MACARONI AND I SAY NO, UH NO, UH NO

Guess rehab doesn't exactly come with a gourmet chef!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Britney Spears

britney spears eating
HOLA BRITNEY! COMO ESTAS! COMO ES SU GORDITA?? ES EL BUENO? ESO ES *MUY* BUENO!

Monday, October 08, 2007

Hilary Duff

hilary duff eating


Awwwwwwwwwwww Hilary Duff just got home from the ice cream prom!! Looks like cookies n' cream, too. MMMMMMM. Careful Hilary!!! don't wreck all that delightful horsemouth dental work you had done! Remember to brush and floss after the cone is all gone!