Friday, September 29, 2006

Jessica Biel

jessica biel eating
The sandwich is so confusing! A tantalizing combination of flavors for Ms. Biel. She obviously doesn't know how to feel about this delicious sandwich.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Nicole Richie: THEN AND NOW

nicole richie eating
nicole richie eating





THEN: BLUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
NOW:WUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Friday, September 15, 2006

Oh sweet lord I am lucky, it's BEN AFFLECK

ben affleck eating
Oh wow, I am just speechless with how wonderful this is. Not only is it BEN AFFLECK, someone who we've wanted represented here at Celebrities Eating for far too long, but it's BEN AFFLECK EATING A FUCKING BIG MAC. High five, internet. High five.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Lindsay Lohan and the Fruit of Knowlege

lindsay lohan eating

GREAT, now she's going to be just intolerable. I curse you, hollywood snake! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did you have to give her to apple??

Also, who stole her hips?

Pamela Anderson-Michaels-Lee

pamela anderson eating

Someeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebody forgot to get dressed before goin' to the likka sto'!

Fergie

fergie eating

Whatcha gonna do with all that food, all that food that's on your fork?
I'm-a gonna make-make-make you fat!
Make you fat unless you hork! My forks! My forks my forks my forks!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Elizabeth Hurley

elizabeth hurley
Ok, so this isn't technically a photo of a celebrity eating, but who can resist a photo of Liz Hurley watching and quite possibly rating a hog?

John Mayer and the Luckiest Popsicle in the World!!!

john mayer eating
Anyone ever notice that John also looks like Gavin from the popular 1990s rock band, BUSH?

Anyway, OOH LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!