Thursday, August 24, 2006

Nicole Richie

nicole richie eating
Jeeez, alive. This site is slowly becoming Nicole Richie Showing Photographers That She Is In fact Eating Things And Definitely Does Not Have An Eating Disorder Dot Com.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Heather Graham

heather graham eating
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn it's too hot, gotta blow on it first! Also, honk honk

Carrie Anne Moss

carrie anne moss eating
OY CARRIE! THERE'S A FOOKIN PHOTOGRAFFAH WOOTCHIN YEH EAT-EHN YEH FOOKIN CHIPS!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Poor, Sad Michael Douglas and Delighted Michael Stipe

michael douglas and michael stipe eating

A tale of two Michaels. Michael and Michael were both served iced cream. The cones were of waffle. The flavor was sweet and was infused with Belgian chocolate chips and real vanilla beans. The Michael of Stipe loved it. The Michael of Douglas thought it tasted like shit and was resentful that the others loved it so much. The End?????

Giselle Bundchen

giselle bundchen eating
Ohhhh you poor jealous eurotrash man! You are so jealous that lovely Giselle has a hoagie and you do not. :( :( If only you could eat your fashionable stubble and samurai lock. But you cannot. So sad!

Nicole "Look at me, I'm eating!!!!!!!!" Richie

nicole richie eating
nicole richie eating
Ahh, a valiant effort! Behold, a pizza! The food of the FATTY! She can't possibly be anorexic! That's just LUNACY!