Thursday, August 24, 2006

Nicole Richie


Jeeez, alive. This site is slowly becoming Nicole Richie Showing Photographers That She Is In fact Eating Things And Definitely Does Not Have An Eating Disorder Dot Com.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Heather Graham


Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn it's too hot, gotta blow on it first! Also, honk honk

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Carrie Anne Moss


OY CARRIE! THERE'S A FOOKIN PHOTOGRAFFAH WOOTCHIN YEH EAT-EHN YEH FOOKIN FRITES!

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Monday, August 21, 2006

Poor, Sad Michael Douglas and Delighted Michael Stipe



A tale of two Michaels. Michael and Michael were both served iced cream. The cones were of waffle. The flavor was sweet and was infused with Belgian chocolate chips and real vanilla beans. The Michael of Stipe loved it. The Michael of Douglas thought it tasted like shit and was resentful that the others loved it so much. The End?????

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Giselle Bundchen


Ohhhh you poor jealous eurotrash man! You are so jealous that lovely Giselle has a hoagie and you do not. :( :( If only you could eat your fashionable stubble and samurai lock. But you cannot. So sad!

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Nicole "Look at me, I'm eating!!!!!!!!" Richie



Ahh, a valiant effort! Behold, a pizza! The food of the FATTY! She can't possibly be anorexic! That's just LUNACY!

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