Friday, May 19, 2006

BLUR: THE BAND

blur eating

Whassa matter Graham??? Don't want any of them mash pataters? LOOK HOW HAPPY ERR GROSS YOUR BANDMATES ARE!! Jeez louise, come on. You're clearly as some sort of hoe-down! DIG IN!!! Why do I even bother.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Justin Guarini and his Awesome Cheesesteak

justin guarini eating

America's Sweetheart, devouring The City of Brotherly Love's sandwich. *wiping tear from my eye* Ohhh, I'm proud to be an American, 'cause at least I know I'm freeeee...

Nicole Richie

nicole richie eating
Photo courtesy of x17 Agency.
Takin' it off and then packin' it back on, ahhhh the life of a celebrity!

Mila Kunis

mila kunis eating

BULLSEYE!

Shakira

shakira eating

Uno! Dos! HAUGMPH! Quatro!

Ashley Olsen

ashley olsen eating

Ashley ate 74 salads in the 2006 Cobb County Salad-Off! Tip o' the cap from all of us here at Celebrities-Eating.com!

Nicole "Praying Mantis" Richie

nicole richie eating

HISSSS NICOLE DEVOUR SALAD!! THEN YOU, DJ AM (RIP BUDDY!)

Christopher Walken

christopher walken eating

This... Pie... I don't know.. tastes a bit like.. cherry...

Shirley Manson

shirley manson eating

I hope she didn't get that hamburger out of the GARBAGE! ho ho the puns, the puns!

Nikki Hilton

nikki hilton eating

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lindsay Lohan

lindsay lohan eating

AYYY LINDSAY, YOUSA GET TO SKINNY! HAVA LASAGNE!

Elijah Wood and Two Goofs

elijah wood eating

Elijah and... ummm... errr... OK, what the shit? I mean honestly. How am I supposed to even caption this?

Avril Lavigne

avril lavigne eating

Look who finally gets to eat at the big kids table!

Mischa Barton

mischa barton eating

"Taco" -- A play in two acts.

Heidi Klum

heidi klum eating

Two all-beef patties, Heidi Klum, chowin' down, eatin' big macs at McDonalds downtown!

Hilary Swank

hilary swank eating

It's a wonderful night for burgers, burgers burgers, who will win?

Keanu Reeves Doing the opposite of eating!!!

keanu reeves puking

It's bizarro-world celebrities-eating.com!

John McCain

john mccain eating

The straight talker gettin' his Philly on. THIS is how business is done in Arizona.

Jennifer Aniston

jennifer aniston eating

**AIRHORN** Sorry for the censor but this IS A FAMILY SITE!!!

Jessica Biel

jessica biel eating

I.. Erm... errr... man. Hoo!

Ashlee Simpson

ashlee simpson eating

If the food is bad does she blame the band for that, too!?! Also oh nos!!, TEH BLACK BRACELET, THAT MEANS SHE DOES IT! Don't tell her creepy dad!

Hilary Duff

hilary duff eating

Hilary STUFFED is more like it! Ar har har har!

Sarah Michelle Gellar

sarah michelle gellar eating

AIEEEEEE! MILKSHAKE NOSFERATU! *TORCHES AND RAKES*

George W Bush and June Cleaver

george bush eating

NACHOS! HEEEE-HAWW! I like all the people at W's back, like he's just found the nachos of mass destruction.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

arnold schwarzenegger eating

OHHH HO HO, YOU ARE DA JOKAH, YOU ZING ME GOOD WHILE I EAT HAMBUGGAH!! JINGLEALLTHAWAY!!!!@#!@!@!$%!#@%@#$%$%%@#$%#$%

Andre 3000

andre 3000 eating

He eats 3000 bananas! Haw!

Lara Flynn Boyle & Penny Marshall

lara flynn boyle and penny marshall eating

Yes Penny... the sandwich could be yours... just... reach out... and take it. She's weak. You know how easy it would be. DO IT. (on a side note, this is the 2nd time Penny has been riding shotgun in one of these photos. )

Lara Flynn Boyle

lara flynn boyle eating

Lara.... jawbreakers aren't going to help! You need a CINNY-BUN!

Dustin Hoffman

dustin hoffman eating

Yeah... definitely vanilla with sprinkles... with sprinkles...

Susan Sarandon

susan sarandon eating

Yesss.... the precioussss foodses nourishes our tummieses...

Mary-Kate Olsen

mary-kate olsen eating

She just wants to pretend to eat.... alone.

John Kerry

john kerry eating

THIS FOCOCCIA IS HARD AS A ROCK, OVER

Mike Tyson

mike tyson eating
Now THIS is what I'm talkin' ABOUT! Check out Iron Mike's SHEER FORCE OF WILL as he obliterates that salad.

Kirsten Dunst and Donnie Darko

kirsten dunst and jake gyllenhaal eating

Maybe he can turn back time and make her EAT LIKE A LADY!!

Nicole Richie

nicole richie eating

BLUWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Carrie Anne Moss

carrie ann moss eating

Ahhhhhhhh it is the controversial Celebrities Eating photo! The source says Courtney Cox, the people complaining on the internet say Carrie Anne Moss. Who am I to judge? Either way, she's eating.

EDIT: MYSTERY SOLVED! It is indeed Carrie Ann Moss. Thanks to one of our readers, Melanie, for solving this internet mystery.

Courtney "Total Bee-Ass" Love

courtney love eating

She kind of looks like that adorable Bee-Girl from that blind melon video!

Harrison Ford

harrison ford eating

OH GOD, HE IS STUCK TO THE FORK! GET A DOCTOR!

Sex in the City's own Cynthia Nixon

cynthia nixon eating

*TOOOOOT TOOOOT* ALLLL ABOOOAAAAARD

Britney Spears

britney spears eating

Awwww... that's so cute... wait... why does the toast have a price tag?

Gene Rayburn, of TV's The Match Game

gene rayburn eating

If I'm stuffing my mouth with 'blank'....

Simon Cowell

simon cowell eating

This salad... is absolutely dreadful.

Hugh Hefner

hugh hefner eating

I imagine that's what it's like all the time at the Mansion.

Al Gore

Al Gore eating

DID YOU INVENT THE CURLY FRY TOO? HAHAH, I KID BECAUSE I LOVE! JUST FUNNIN' YOU AL!!!

John Kerry and a very irresponsible sandwich

John Kerry Eating

He may have lost the election, but he'd absolutely own any sandwich eating contest. GOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!

Howard Dean

howard dean eating

HAAAAAAAAPAWDAPAAAAA PANCAKE! AAAHHHH BODY MASSAAAAGEEEEE

Natalie Portman

natalie portman eating

I see a spot where a big ol double chee' with bacon and a fried egg would fit perfectly!

John Mayer

john mayer eating

John.. you got a little sumpin on ya face.. yeah.. no, other side.. ok.. you got it

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar eating

And what a fancy picnic it is! Pass the WINE, Sarah darling!

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore eating

Hooo.