Sunday, October 01, 2006

Paris Hilton: GUILDED MILKMAID

paris hilton eating
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the life of a dandy socialite lass. Coming-out parties, drinks on the veranda at half-past (complete with very classy black straws), tennis skirts and tennis bracelets. Oh, and probably impossible amounts of legal and illegal pharmaceuticals. Enjoy that plum, Paris.

21 comments:

Kat said...

Ah, huh?
She looks like the tin man's bride.

Anonymous said...

I was going to make a blowjob joke but we all know that she's been there, done that on video. Retarded slut.

brian said...

... that's a little harsh "anonymous". She is not, I REPEAT, not ... retarded.

Anonymous said...

Where did those come from? I'm not talking about those gloves either.

Anonymous said...

Did the plum come from her little golden zippered lunch box that she is holding with her right hand?

Anonymous said...

.. or is that a gold can of some kind of beverage? If it is, sorry, never seen that can before!

Anonymous said...

It is probably a BEER CAN. Afterall, she was in Germany helping celebrate OKTOBERFEST!! How appropriate!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes having money isn't a good thing.

Anonymous said...

its a strawberry not a plum

Anonymous said...

Whatever she's eating she sure knows how to swallow it whole like a python....Now I wonder where she got those skills from??? LOL

Anonymous said...

If she was going for the emmy look, someone should have told her it's gold man not woman.

Anonymous said...

Fake, fake and fake!

Anonymous said...

i love paris hilton!

n. rosa said...

i like how her drink maches her gloves.

Anonymous said...

hi....

bi........... x

Anonymous said...

she represents food

Anonymous said...

I wish she woulda choked on what ever the hell she's trying to shove in her mouth. Surprised it's not some dick!

Anonymous said...

dont we all eat food once in a while!?!?sheesh

Anonymous said...

WOW BIG ONES !!!

Anonymous said...

wow some things are ment to be swallowed and shes finally eating one of them!

Anonymous said...

my god they are fake shes the biggest slut ever