Sunday, October 01, 2006
Paris Hilton: GUILDED MILKMAID

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the life of a dandy socialite lass. Coming-out parties, drinks on the veranda at half-past (complete with very classy black straws), tennis skirts and tennis bracelets. Oh, and probably impossible amounts of legal and illegal pharmaceuticals. Enjoy that plum, Paris.
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I was going to make a blowjob joke but we all know that she's been there, done that on video. Retarded slut.
Did the plum come from her little golden zippered lunch box that she is holding with her right hand?
It is probably a BEER CAN. Afterall, she was in Germany helping celebrate OKTOBERFEST!! How appropriate!
Whatever she's eating she sure knows how to swallow it whole like a python....Now I wonder where she got those skills from??? LOL
I wish she woulda choked on what ever the hell she's trying to shove in her mouth. Surprised it's not some dick!
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