Monday, August 21, 2006

Poor, Sad Michael Douglas and Delighted Michael Stipe



A tale of two Michaels. Michael and Michael were both served iced cream. The cones were of waffle. The flavor was sweet and was infused with Belgian chocolate chips and real vanilla beans. The Michael of Stipe loved it. The Michael of Douglas thought it tasted like shit and was resentful that the others loved it so much. The End?????

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Comments:
That sounded like a play by play off FOX news...not too unlike the coverage of a maybe murder suspect flying back from Taiwan.
 
Douglas is haggard.
 
Great Narrative!
 
glad to see some celebs not anorexic
 
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