Monday, August 21, 2006

Poor, Sad Michael Douglas and Delighted Michael Stipe

michael douglas and michael stipe eating

A tale of two Michaels. Michael and Michael were both served iced cream. The cones were of waffle. The flavor was sweet and was infused with Belgian chocolate chips and real vanilla beans. The Michael of Stipe loved it. The Michael of Douglas thought it tasted like shit and was resentful that the others loved it so much. The End?????

4 comments:

Kat said...

That sounded like a play by play off FOX news...not too unlike the coverage of a maybe murder suspect flying back from Taiwan.

Anonymous said...

Douglas is haggard.

Anonymous said...

Great Narrative!

Anonymous said...

glad to see some celebs not anorexic