Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez

CHARLIE, PAY ATTENTION.  THERE ARE TWO AND A HALF SALADS ALL UP ON YOUR FORK

ATTENTION AMERICA: SOMEONE HATH INVENTED THE REAL FOOD HARMONICA

My dream has come true.

PROFESSOR SNAPE i mean ALAN RICKMAN

halftime at RODCON (the Rod Stewart convention): time for some McDeez!

Brad Pitt

BLOIMEY GUV'NAH!  WOT WOT THIS CHEF BOY-AHH-DEE IS LUV'ER'LEE

Kanye West

hey Kanye, you gonna finish that li'l jug of apple juice?? your entourage looks THIRSTY, buddy

Justin Timberlake and also TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE FOOD HARMONICA

HEYYYYY DEETLE DEET HAWWWW, GONNA PUT THIS IN MY MOUTH AND CHAWWW to be fair this looks a little more like a food-jaw-harp, but who am I to judge?

David Hasselhoff

Great looking sandwich.  Not enough lays crumpled up on top though.  Solid B+.

Russell Brand

OY WOT THE FOOK IS THIS SHITE

Helena Bonham Carter

Oh.  My.

Zachary SPOCK Quinto

This... coleslaw and/or ice cream and/or frogurt is so.... illogical