Ryan Gosling

hey girl... look what I have for you. that's right, a pizza.

Barack Obama

judging by the look on her face, SOMEONE is about to be sleeping on the couch tonight!

Mitt Romney

If you photoshop in a cardigan and an old TV with rabbit ears, this is how he's going to look in 20 years at the home watching maury.

Andrew "Dice" Clay

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HICKORY DICKORY DOCK THIS PIZZA IS TOO HOT! GONNA BURN DICEMAN'S LIPS OH!

Katherine Heigl BREAKING THE LAW

HALT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

What a delightful lesbian couple enjoying OH WHAT JEEZ NO DAMMIT

SIGH IT'S JUST JUSTIN AND SELENA ENJOYIN' BOMB POPS AND A SPONGEBOBCICLE

You'd think I'd quit getting fooled by this!

Jon Hamm and his YUMFACE

ohhh goody goody gumdrops, it's-a-my favorite!!!

Awwww look at this nice lesb... AW MAN NOT AGAIN

I got fooled again!! it's still Justin Bieber eating what looks like a TERRIBLE DECISION

I'm COMIN' OUTTA RETIREMENT FOR MICKEY ROONEY

I sincerely hope that Mickey eats delicious iced cream for every meal, YOU'VE EARNED IT BUDDY.  also you look like cauliflower sorry had to say it

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I AM DESTROYING YOU, WAH-FLE CONE, PREPARE TAH MEETCHA DOOOOM.