Arnold Schwarzenegger

I AM DESTROYING YOU, WAH-FLE CONE, PREPARE TAH MEETCHA DOOOOM.

Justin Bieber

This nice young lady is enjoyin... ohhh, wait, no, sorry, it's Justin Bieber again.  Apologies, internet.

Rudy Guliani

FISH ON!  REEL RUDY IN!

Hilary Clinton

Secretary of this awesome nutty buddy!

Marcus Bachmann

Poor, poor Marcus Bachmann. Just imagine what it's like to live that fabulous life of his.

Rick Perry

It's a double-header of "NEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENTS!" mowing themselves down some delicious corn dogs!

Michele Bachmann

WHAT a BARBARIAN! Also check out mister laser eyes at 7:00!

Mark Wahlberg

HEY THERE SANDWICH. He just snatched that out of someone's car while they were in the drive-through.

Tom Cruise

TOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Gerard Butler

THIS... IS.... BRAEEEEEEEEEEEEBURN