Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, I'll be right with you just as soon as I DEMOLISH THIS STUPID APPLE

Robert Pattinson

IDK about you guys but I'm on team granola bar!!

Cameron Diaz

AAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ryan Gosling

Oh hey girl, just hold on a second, this fudgicle is extremely cold and I OW honestly what the f

Duffy

bllwuuuUUUUUAHHHHH

Lindsay Lohan

Don't believe it, America!  It's a trick to make you think she's eating "healthy"!  That cup is full of bread soaked in novelty flavored vodka! YOLO FROYO

Paula Deen

Paula's REAL ROUGH DAY just got a lot sweeter!

Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez

CHARLIE, PAY ATTENTION.  THERE ARE TWO AND A HALF SALADS ALL UP ON YOUR FORK

ATTENTION AMERICA: SOMEONE HATH INVENTED THE REAL FOOD HARMONICA

My dream has come true.

PROFESSOR SNAPE i mean ALAN RICKMAN

halftime at RODCON (the Rod Stewart convention): time for some McDeez!