Celebrities Eating Dot Com
Thursday, July 31, 2008
John McCain and the Straight Hot Dog Express
Not to be out-done by Senator Obama, Senator McCain has in his meaty, pasty fists TWO hot dogs in which to devour. So internet, I ask you this - in a hot dog eating contest, who would win?? It is assumed that Kobayashi will not be invited to attend. Labels: 2008 election, John McCain
Barack Obama and a Hot Dog You Can Believe In
Now... some said I couldn't eat that hot dog. They said it couldn't.. be done. Well I will eat this hot dog, and you will see me eat this hot dog, and together we will ALL eat this hot dog. Except it'll just be me eating this hot dog. Labels: 2008 election, barack obama
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
George Pataki, George Bush and 911 Guliani
Pataki is so happy he's singing his pizza a song! I imagine it's 'That's Amore!' I sure hope George and 911 like that song as much as *I* do. Also, I bet he's drunk.Labels: george bush, george pataki, Rudy Guliani
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Dick Cheney and Donald Duck Rumsfeld
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS CHENEY HAS FOOD AND RUMSFELD HAS NOT. DOES NOT CONCERN RUMSFELD THAT THE FOOD IS A FINGER. RUMSFELD WILL CONSUME THE FLESH NEVER THE LESS.
EL BUSH, SUPREME RULER OF AMERICA
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Jennifer Garner
Hey Y'all! It's another FOOD HARMONICA! PLAY ME SOME TURKEY IN THE STRAW, JENNIFER!! HAWWWWW-HUDDLE-DEET-DEET-DEET!
Labels: Jennifer Garner
McAmy McWinehouse
Point of order! Very tiny stretchy line of gross spit coming out of McGrossHouse's Mouth! CRY FOUL.
Labels: amy winehouse
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Kelly Clarkson and her HAWDAWG
My LANDS, Kelly Clarkson! Where are your manners??? I know it's clear that we are enjoying a casual lark on this beautiful sunny day here at the beach, that's indeed true... but do you really have to give me a reverse impression of the FUN FACTORY??? Honestly. I thought you were a lady.
Labels: Hot Dogs, kelly clarkson
Thursday, October 11, 2007
J-Lo, Miner 49'er
Yes siree bob, word round these parts is that jenny from the block also used to work in a boogermine! Folks are just a jibberin' and a jabberin' like a couple a jaybirds on a fence about how she got caught minin' and then why not? What's it taste like? I bet Ben Affleck knows!!
Labels: BOOGERS, J-lo, Jennifer Lopez
Victoria Beckham slash Posh Spice
ohhhhhh no! this is so sad! look you guys! Posh Spice and/or victoria beckham has no hamburger or corn dog to eat so instead she is trying to consume her very own thumb! :( :( :(
Labels: posh spice, victoria beckam
Mischa Barton
AMY GROSSHOUSE I MEAN WINEHOUSE
DEY TRYDA MAKE ME EAT MAH MACARONI AND I SAY NO, UH NO, UH NO
Guess rehab doesn't exactly come with a gourmet chef!
Labels: amy winehouse
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Britney Spears
HOLA BRITNEY! COMO ESTAS! COMO ES SU GORDITA?? ES EL BUENO? ESO ES *MUY* BUENO!
Labels: Britney Spears
Monday, October 08, 2007
Hilary Duff
Awwwwwwwwwwww Hilary Duff just got home from the ice cream prom!! Looks like cookies n' cream, too. MMMMMMM. Careful Hilary!!! don't wreck all that delightful horsemouth dental work you had done! Remember to brush and floss after the cone is all gone!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Rihanna
LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES, RIHANNA. WHEN THE NECTARINE IS ON YOUR FORK YOU WILL LAPSE INTO A DEEP, DEEP TRANCE AND LET US MAKE SWEET, DELICATE LOVE WHILST ROSE PETALS GENTLY DRIFT DOWN FROM ABOVE.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
HAYDEN REDUX
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Liv Tyler
Friday, September 21, 2007
Hayden Panettiere
OH GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY WTF IS SHE EATING? SAVE THE CHEERLEADER: SAVE THE GROSS EGGS.
Labels: Hayden Panettiere
HERMOINE GRANGER
Hey Hermoine! I have a wonderous idea! If you use your miraculous "TIME TURNER" after you eat that delicious cupcake, you can eat it over and over and over and ov... I'm sorry what is so funny????? My idea is serious, Hermoine Granger.
Labels: Cupcakes, Emma Watson, Hermoine Granger
